You might be a computer geek if…

18 Mar, 2010  |  Written by Kaiser  |  under Internet
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Found this list on a website. The original source link is here.

  • you rejoice at the trend toward DRM-free mp3s on Amazon, iTunes, etc…
  • you’re a card-carrying member of the EFF
  • when you have to write with a pen, you find yourself using the Palm Graffiti characters. (Scott K. McGrath)
  • you think (x<<6)+(x<<4) is a perfectly natural way to multiply by 80. ( ck )
  • you’ve gutted and rebuilt your computer 5 times since you last changed the oil in your car. ( ck )
  • you know what a router is, and you know what a bit is, but you’ve never heard of a router bit. ( ck )
  • you know the square root of 65536 is 256 without having to do the math. ( ck )
  • you consider 65536 and 256 “nice round numbers”. ( ck )
  • …and you *always* put the period outside the quotes, since you’re not quoting the end of the sentence…what the hell do english majors know, anyway. ( ck )
  • you see a good-looking girl and you DESPERATELY want her e-mail address so you can get to know her.
  • you wake up and realize that your sleep pattern has been following an algorithm.
  • your computer chair has the permanent and stiff indentation of your butt in it. (Samuel L Jacobson)
  • the only tan you’ve ever acquired comes from your monitor. (Samuel L Jacobson)
  • you have assembled your own Linux distribution, and re-wrote some of the more inefficient code, just for fun. ( Hmmm… it’s a thought… )
  • every time someone says “I like iMacs” you get mad and shout out “So you only go for the looks, do you? Superficial guy! The inner qualities are what’s important, not the looks! Beauty is only skin-deep!”
  • when asked if you have more than one hard drive, you answer “In which computer?” (melvan)

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Take over someone’s computer with this USB PC Prankster Flash Drive

15 Mar, 2010  |  Written by Kaiser  |  under Internet, Security
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It looks like a typical USB Flash Drive Memory Stick, but certainly doesn’t act like one.

Instead it turns any computer experience into a nightmare. It will make random mouse movements, turn caps lock on and off, type out random garbage text and phrases and more!

Even better, it has a time delay setting so that you can install it, make a hasty retreat and not be the prime suspect.

It’s more mischievous than malicious so it won’t delete documents or cause any permanent damage.

Buy it from here.

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